if there’s one thing you remember

when i was a kid, our regular sunday school teacher was away, so someone else taught the class.

she spent a while talking to us about farmville.

eventually we started talking about christmas and the gifts we wanted.

she stopped us and said, “if there’s one thing you remember from sunday school today, i want you to remember this.”

then she asked what word you get if you rearrange the letters in santa.

we didn’t know.

“satan.”